Anti-Drug

Inspired by a recent bout of Television.

I guess you can tell your parents you lost her in the woods because you were high. How the fuck did you lose a girl in a bee suit, anyway? Fucking stoner. But it doesn't end there. Raised by half-rabid bees and fueled by her anger that you were always too baked to pick her up from school, your sister bides her time. Schooled in the dark bee arts, she raises an army of undead forest critters and brainwashed park rangers, whose minds, already weakened by constant marijuana use, were easy targets for the telepathic bees.

Once her forces are ready, she leads an all-out attack on the drug cartel you and your high school buddies formed after dropping out. Your security guards would have noticed, but they were busy watching "Weekend at Bernie's III," which only stoned people find amusing. It's a decisive battle, and soon the angry buzzing and pounding of the zombie rangers is right
outside your mansion door. All of this just because you listened to your friend when he told you to "try" marijuana.