Quick Notes on Mexico
AM-PM: Doesn't really have too much good stuff, as claimed. Plus, they ripped us off on gas.
The Pig-Shrimp: Until now, I didn't believe in its existence. Tasty critter.
Abuelo's Tequila: Holy hell. I didn't know such good tequila was possible. If you're looking for it, ask for Blue (Azul).
The Hot Fox: I was dragged into my virginal strip-club visit, on my virginal trip to Mexico (okay, break my leg). Not so sure about the virginal status of anything else in the place. A certain someone tries to buy me a lap dance, but I refuse on principle, saying "it's not my kind of thing." Ensuing look of disbelief.
Border Patrol: Destitute people walk between the cars, trying to sell churros, cheap icons, unsolicited car washes, and bits of America's crap back to it, in the form of Cinderella and Spiderman-themed benches and porcelain dolls. You might find it funny, until you think about how sad it actually is, and you see old women and children selling things too.
The Pig-Shrimp: Until now, I didn't believe in its existence. Tasty critter.
Abuelo's Tequila: Holy hell. I didn't know such good tequila was possible. If you're looking for it, ask for Blue (Azul).
The Hot Fox: I was dragged into my virginal strip-club visit, on my virginal trip to Mexico (okay, break my leg). Not so sure about the virginal status of anything else in the place. A certain someone tries to buy me a lap dance, but I refuse on principle, saying "it's not my kind of thing." Ensuing look of disbelief.
Border Patrol: Destitute people walk between the cars, trying to sell churros, cheap icons, unsolicited car washes, and bits of America's crap back to it, in the form of Cinderella and Spiderman-themed benches and porcelain dolls. You might find it funny, until you think about how sad it actually is, and you see old women and children selling things too.
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