My Last Night of Freedom
That's right, tomorrow I tie the knot with my very own cell phone. I have to admit, I'm a little nervous...this will be my "first time." Circumstance and my new self-imposed transient status made me do it.
In case this information is completely irrelevant to you, I have also included these items:
Israelis and Palestinians suddenly settled their differences and are vacating the Holy Land together, announcing their intentions to populate Montana, where they will begin fighting anew.
Rupert Murdoch has announced his resignation as CEO of News Corp, and will dedicate the rest of his life to fighting crime.
The Surgeon General has given up trying to educate people against the dangers of smoking with cryptic warning labels. The new labels will read simply "Fuck it. It's your life."
In case this information is completely irrelevant to you, I have also included these items:
Israelis and Palestinians suddenly settled their differences and are vacating the Holy Land together, announcing their intentions to populate Montana, where they will begin fighting anew.
Rupert Murdoch has announced his resignation as CEO of News Corp, and will dedicate the rest of his life to fighting crime.
The Surgeon General has given up trying to educate people against the dangers of smoking with cryptic warning labels. The new labels will read simply "Fuck it. It's your life."
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