My future wife!
Hi the lovely stranger, has very much liked me your structure, therefore I was not kept writing to you. I would be very glad to acquaintance to the man which might understand me and am able to love. I think myself the loveful girl who can present spiritual and corporal love to the partner.
That's good, because without the corporal part, deal's off. I know, I'm shallow like that.
I very much would want, that this the man could arrive to me to Russia together spend unforgettable travels and to take pleasure from different entertainments together. I want, that you knew, that I do not want a long correspondence, only that it is good to find out each other before our meeting.
Arrive you to Russia? Ok, I'll arrange for my friend this the man to arrive you straight away, and together different entertainments shall you spend unforgettably.
I think, that real meetings on much better, than expenditure of a plenty of time in front of the computer. How you think? Now I briefly would like to tell about myself. I am called Yulya, me with 23 years. If our relations will be serious I would like to start our business together.
Slow down. You don't even know me, and you're insulting me for spending too much time on the computer? Ok, fine, I have a problem, but there is a thing I like to call "tact." You were doing great, before you started talking about "serious relations," and "starting a business." You're going to scare me off! Menja zovoot Alex, u menja 26 let. See? The small things first... umm... don't dwell on that.
Recently I have finished university and now I want to start the tourist business in Russia. If you want to know about it more I shall write to you more at our correspondence. Thus, I search for the man which could become my partner for travels, the partner for business and if we approach the friend for the friend also the husband.
That all sounds wonderful. Except for the last part. Is that a euphemism for a three-some? Because I'm not into that sort of thing anymore...
If you romantic men in soul also are ready to win the heart Russia write to me on mine E-address
If there are any romantic men in my soul, I want them out, now.
yulbestruss@googlemail.com
With expectation of the return answer,
Yulya.
With expectation of the return blog,
Alex.
Well, she sounds pretty awesome. Unfortunately, I'm kidding myself. She didn't write this to me! She wrote to a loaf of bread, a fake profile I created in the delirium of my days as a baker. Maybe that's what she meant when she wrote about how much she liked my "structure." How would she ever forgive me if I told her that that wasn't the real me, that I wasn't that long, hard, or crusty? Would she accept me for who I really am, or would she run to some other fake profile and try to heal her wounds? I'm sorry, Yulya... it was over before it could even begin. Try to forget me...
Yulya decides to splurge and buy a fancy shoe
.
That's good, because without the corporal part, deal's off. I know, I'm shallow like that.
I very much would want, that this the man could arrive to me to Russia together spend unforgettable travels and to take pleasure from different entertainments together. I want, that you knew, that I do not want a long correspondence, only that it is good to find out each other before our meeting.
Arrive you to Russia? Ok, I'll arrange for my friend this the man to arrive you straight away, and together different entertainments shall you spend unforgettably.
I think, that real meetings on much better, than expenditure of a plenty of time in front of the computer. How you think? Now I briefly would like to tell about myself. I am called Yulya, me with 23 years. If our relations will be serious I would like to start our business together.
Slow down. You don't even know me, and you're insulting me for spending too much time on the computer? Ok, fine, I have a problem, but there is a thing I like to call "tact." You were doing great, before you started talking about "serious relations," and "starting a business." You're going to scare me off! Menja zovoot Alex, u menja 26 let. See? The small things first... umm... don't dwell on that.
Recently I have finished university and now I want to start the tourist business in Russia. If you want to know about it more I shall write to you more at our correspondence. Thus, I search for the man which could become my partner for travels, the partner for business and if we approach the friend for the friend also the husband.
That all sounds wonderful. Except for the last part. Is that a euphemism for a three-some? Because I'm not into that sort of thing anymore...
If you romantic men in soul also are ready to win the heart Russia write to me on mine E-address
If there are any romantic men in my soul, I want them out, now.
yulbestruss@googlemail.com
With expectation of the return answer,
Yulya.
With expectation of the return blog,
Alex.
Well, she sounds pretty awesome. Unfortunately, I'm kidding myself. She didn't write this to me! She wrote to a loaf of bread, a fake profile I created in the delirium of my days as a baker. Maybe that's what she meant when she wrote about how much she liked my "structure." How would she ever forgive me if I told her that that wasn't the real me, that I wasn't that long, hard, or crusty? Would she accept me for who I really am, or would she run to some other fake profile and try to heal her wounds? I'm sorry, Yulya... it was over before it could even begin. Try to forget me...
Yulya decides to splurge and buy a fancy shoe
.
posted by A-minus at
11:42 AM
2 Comments:
Well, i've got a wanky, juvenile blog on blogspot so there are exceptions to every rule!
Alex, maybe you should reconsider this Russian woman,give it some careful thought. She sounds very deep. Plus, she might have a hot body!
By
Sara, at 3:35 AM
I'll give her a chance. But if she starts talking about the bread in her past on the first date, it's off...
By
A-minus, at 11:14 AM
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