Quick Notes on Mexico

AM-PM: Doesn't really have too much good stuff, as claimed. Plus, they ripped us off on gas.

The Pig-Shrimp: Until now, I didn't believe in its existence. Tasty critter.

Abuelo's Tequila: Holy hell. I didn't know such good tequila was possible. If you're looking for it, ask for Blue (Azul).

The Hot Fox: I was dragged into my virginal strip-club visit, on my virginal trip to Mexico (okay, break my leg). Not so sure about the virginal status of anything else in the place. A certain someone tries to buy me a lap dance, but I refuse on principle, saying "it's not my kind of thing." Ensuing look of disbelief.

Border Patrol: Destitute people walk between the cars, trying to sell churros, cheap icons, unsolicited car washes, and bits of America's crap back to it, in the form of Cinderella and Spiderman-themed benches and porcelain dolls. You might find it funny, until you think about how sad it actually is, and you see old women and children selling things too.